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Some of us — hopefully most of us — are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us — hopefully most of us — are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't.

UPDATE: Do you want your picture to appear in the book? If you've already submitted, we need you to submit again under our new release! If you haven't submitted, head to our submission form post-haste. Meanwhile, we're trying to make the gallery as friendly and tidy as possible. You'll soon get the numbered list of pages back, albeit in a more well-behaved form.

I'd like to use this sentence to thank Andrew, Andy, Aristotle, Charles, Graham, Jon, Jose, Juliana, Micah, and Mikkel for their invaluable help in running the site. Thanks also to everyone who has offered us assistance, everyone who has sent us kudos or words of encouragement, and especially those of you who have brightened our arduous night with scads of uproarious hate mail. We won't be publishing any of it, but thanks for asking. Keep it up, everybody.

Nov 21, 2004

We realize that as the galleries have expanded in number, our navigation system has become more and more cumbersome. Today a brand new gallery debuts. You have the choice of browsing thumbnails or single images. Click on a thumbnail to display it as a single-image slideshow. While you're browsing through the images, enjoy the everpresent "Thumbnails" and "Random" buttons, whose meanings shouldn't be tough to figure out. There are sure to be some kinks at first, so let us know what's going wrong at What else is new? I'd like to remind everybody that we can't accept submissions by e-mail, that we won't publish hatemail, that you should visit, and that you ought to hold on to your sorry pictures, because by tomorrow we will be asking you to resubmit them under an image release that will permit us to print a Sorry Everybody book! Stay tuned for details.

Nov 17, 2004

The store has been updated and now features the much-requested bumper stickers as well as a new section of products featuring the drawing from the spiral notebook you see above. Products may have shifted around some (non-apparel has its own section), but everything is still there. Have any other product or design ideas? Let us know!

Nov 13, 2004

T-shirts are here! Along with sweatshirts, lunchboxes and buttons. Cafepress is an excellent service that provides consumer goods to websites of every stripe and size. Possibly in the future we will find a more high-volume wholesaler. Those decisions are all contingent on the demand for these items, so snap 'em up from the store. Now, who wants a book? Send us an email.

Nov 12, 2004

We are infinitely grateful to those of you who have donated so far. Thanks for your generosity, support and good faith. We have almost broken even on our bandwidth costs. In case you're wondering if we're profiteering, all our man-hours have been pro bono so far. If this ever takes up enough of our time that we deem it necessary to pay ourselves, we'll do it by other means; as we said before, everything donated that we don't use to pay our hosting providers (the inimitable and superlative Rackspace) will be donated to charity.

Speaking of other means, how would everybody feel about Sorryeverybody T-shirts? We understand that we have to tread carefully in the waters of commerce, as this site is about message and not merchandise; still, after careful consideration, we figure a T-shirt is a message and it'll help us pay our skyrocketing expenses. Drop us a line and let us know.

Nov 11, 2004

The submission page is ready to accept your apologies to the world once again. Thanks for staying with us!

Nov 10, 2004

We realize that our submission form has been disabled for quite some time. Being that our site is maintained by a loosely affiliated collective of nerds nationwide, it follows that there will be the occasional organizational breakdown. We'll have the submission page running again before the day is out.

To those of you who have submitted your pictures by email since the form has gone down: I'm sorry, our email box is so full at this point and our days so busy that we can't deal with each and every one of your submissions. We respectfully request that you resubmit using the form once it is back up. You can, of course, still throw us a line at

Nov 5, 2004

Welcome to the new, deluxe, velour-appointed, vegetarian-friendly limited edition of It's certainly been an adventure so far. What does the future hold in store for us? Only you, dear reader, can tell.